Between all the heavy food for the Holidays, it may be time for some lighter fare.
In the Realtors' database of homes for sale (the "MLS"), one can see a
lot of awful photos.
I'm a big contributor: I take a
truckload of bad photos, but still, I must wonder if whoever took those photos – mostly the real estate agents, only with expensive properties also professional photographers – couldn't pour just a bit more love into it.
So as 2013 closes, here are my winners for this year:
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GoT7OXd47Ac/UrDt9HlfuCI/AAAAAAAABOI/k1idBvkAj8w/s400/bad+mls+F1248322.jpg) |
This is one corner of one of the rooms in our house. |
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Someone else's belly, not mine |
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If you wake up drunk in your new home, that's the view. |
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Landscaping is for Loosers. |
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-O1gqxYxwngo/UrDt7twvuvI/AAAAAAAABN0/l651-SbS1og/s400/bad+mls+F1244183_801_83.jpg) |
Everything here's for sale... if the price is right and if you really want it. |
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Our family believes in preparing for emergencies. Of all kinds. |
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JEC57jinlSA/UrDt_lr6IfI/AAAAAAAABOg/LiwiZMr_jaY/s400/bad+mls+F1244183_N01_81.jpg) |
Never mind the wet towel. It'll be gone by the time we move out. |
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1UphS_CjNC8/UrDt-Rfe0QI/AAAAAAAABOU/1_B_M_jAeiw/s400/bad+mls+F1266385_901_14.jpg) |
My flash reaches farther than your flash. |
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I waited a long time until three cars came rushing by perfectly lined up. |
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My, what a big generator... |
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Sometimes when a boat comes by, it gets a tad darkish in the house. |
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nAj2oGNE6z4/UrDuAcBJhcI/AAAAAAAABOw/Vc-2K_W84xk/s400/bad+mls+R9980260_B01_22.jpg) |
Sorry, but I couldn't be bothered to A) hold the camera straight B) to open the window C) to turn of that flash. |
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The kitchen of this home comes with ceiling lights. |
By the way, the last photo is of one of my masterpieces. It never saw the MLS, but my clients and I had a good laugh about it. – If you have a good contestant at hand, would you share it with me?
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